I know that complaining about you is getting kind of old, and I am sure that you have received a lot of hate mails regarding your performance this year. We have tried to enjoy you as much as possible believe me we did. But you are just too HOT … So I am pleading with you to stop showing off! We know it, we feel it, and we definitely get it!
Perhaps you think that you are building our character when you turn your self so high that you make us feel like we have stepped into an oven the minute we step outside? Or perhaps you are testing our loyalty to you when you get so hot that we can actually cook outside ( look at the picture below that I received from a friend )? … Sure I admit that we made a few jokes here and there but nothing personal ! Really we meant no harm !
Can I make a deal with you? If you cool down a bit I promise you that we will stop complaining, I promise you that the jokes will stop immediately and that the funny pictures that are going around the internet will stop as well. I promise you that if you cool down a bit we will enjoy, love and appreciate you once more.
I look forward to your response. Since I didn’t get one last year I kindly ask you to look into this matter as soon as possible.